Quotes

Here are actual bits of dialogue from Ben & Arthur:

Arthur: Fuck in another two years, Ben! This is ignorance and completely unfair! This country fucking sucks! It just fucking sucks! (Arthur leaves the room to try and cool down. It doesn’t work.) And you know what! If we ever get into a war and they draft my ass the first thing I’m gonna tell them is if I’m not good enough to get married in this country, then I sure as hell ain't dying for it.

Ben: Tammy - I'm gay! I've already told you that!
Tammy: Ben - I'll be gay too, and then that'll make it all right for us to get married again, huh?
Ben: You are not making any sense!
Tammy: Hey! I don't make sense? You don't make sense! I make sense, that's who makes sense!

Ben: Arthur! Our bike is gone!
Arthur: What? You locked it up, didn't you?
Ben: I asked you to lock it up for me last time, remember?
Arthur: Well - I thought I locked it up.
Ben: Damn it, Arthur! I need to know that I can count on you!

Arthur: We don’t need prayed for. You need prayed for.

Victor (to Stan on the phone): Yeah, yeah, it’s Victor. The potion didn‘t work! Do you believe it? Yeah. Okay. I’m gonna have to resort to the final plan!